What are your worst experiences of idiot audience members?
On the whole the crowd in Portsmouth were very good (see below), but we had:-
1) 10% arrived during the first track - lots of shuffling about to accomodate them
2) One couple left during Comfy - whaatttt ! (but at least from the end of the row)
3) One group of about 4 got up in the middle of Run Like Hell, from the middle of a row, presumably taking it literally and making for the car park - but why did you come and why not go just before the encore.
I have to say that during one of the tracks (I am sorry, whilst I love the music I am rubbish at putting names to tracks) where the music goes silent several times, the Guildhall audience were sublime - not a murmur from anyone. You could cut the air with a knife - it was like being at a classical concert. AND there was rapturous applause at the appropriate times. So, despite my comments above, they were one of the better audiences. In Bournemouth, which is not far away, the audience are a bit cold I think (and that's my home turf). Cold, but at least polite - the MEN last year take the biscuit for being the worst audience - present company excepted I am sure, but all they did was talk, phone, drink, get up, sit down - anything but listen to the music.
I know, we have to ignore them because to do otherwise spoils our enjoyment even more.
There is a point to the question - I think there are trends, and it would be good to hear what different venues are like, not that most of us have the luxury to choose other than being as local as possible.