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Have you ever twisted lyrics or song titles around to make them funny? Kinda like, you hear a song but don't know the words so you make them up?

I'll start with:
Frank Sinatra?s, "Love Is A Many Splendored Thing" becomes, Love Is A Long And Slender Thing.

"Puff The Magic Dragon" becomes, Puff My Arse Is Draggin.

The Beatles, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" becomes, I Wanna Hand Your Whole.



It's Friday and I'm bored and really tired...

Beatles Hey Jude...Hey Dude and I wanna hold your hand...I wanna choke your band!

I could put my Ballad of John and Yoko lyrics on here, but then I'd have to ban myself.

I remember Johnny Nash dreaming of two woman:

"I can Deidre now Lorraine has gone"

What about Freddie then?

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"

Was it Desmond Decker,

Wake up every morning baked beans for breakfast...and

Whoa oh me ears are alight.

Jimi Hendrix sang in what I can think is Purple Haze or so my vodka tinted ear drums tell me : Excuse me whilst I kiss this guy