OK, I want to try an experiment.
This thread is going to be about a certain topic of conversation. The aim is to see how long we can all make relevant, informative and insightful additions to this thread before someone posts an something "off-topic".
Examples of going off-topic include (but are not limited to):
* material not considered pertinent to the subject (given reasonable leaway)
* a post full of smileys
* a post expressing an opinion not in any way related to the subject
* posts mentioning Vodka (unless the topic is alcohol-related)
* posts highlighting innuendo in something someone previously said
* quoting a long post with "I agree" on the bottom - try to use your brain to think of something more
Now, don't be tempted to reply to my first post with a hilarious off-topic effort in an ill-advised attempt to be "funny" (Fossil and Andy K, I'm looking at you). Try as hard as you can to keep it on-topic and I want to see how long we can keep it up for (see, it's harder than you think - wahey! etc etc)
I will be judging the posts and as soon as I consider that we've gone off-topic I'll say so. I want to manage at least 20 posts. I don't rate your chances, people.
The topic of this thread is .... CARS.