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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Please post your answers, the questions are NOT that difficult. I shall supply the correct answers later...


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but crocodiles live in it, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

1. Fold it in half.
2. Take the giraffe out to make room for it.
3. The elephant. He's in the fridge.
4. Charter a private helicopter, of course. Is there another way?

I believe answers 1, 2 and 4 all involve a chainsaw somehow. Question 3 is a trick question, because the chainsawed animals couldn't make it.  ;D

putting anmals in fridges!!!!!!!! you people make me wanna puke!!!!!

I know the answers to this one so I'll stay out of it. Some of the answers so far have been right. Number 4 is obvious when you think about it.

Me too ...