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here's two......

There was a man from locket
who went to space in a rocket
the rocket went bang
his boll*ks went twag
and he found his k*ob in his pocket

November the fifth has been and gone
but thoughts of it still linger
i held a bangor in my hand......
now were the fu*k's my finger

There was a young fella called Wyatt
Who's voice was incredibly quiet
Then one day
It faded away
..............

There was a scottsman from neath
who could cirrcumsise boys with his teeth
it was'nt for leasure
or sexual pleasure
but to get to the cheese underneath
(sorry thats a pretty sick one)

So where are the funny ones then?

there was this man from leeds
who eat a packet of seeds
within an hour
his head was a flower
and his balls were covered in weeds!

I'm beginning to sense a theme here ...