Ladies and gentlemen, may I present "Barry Scott and the Cillit Band" and their new masterpiece, "Christmas".
BSATCB is a friend of mine who has a somewhat "relaxed" approach to music and being in a "band". Most of their stuff involves amateurish musicianship and diabolical singing.
However, they have surpassed themselves with their latest offering which would easily do for Leona this Christmas if he could release it. So he has to settle for making it available for download on their "website":
www.barryscottandthecillitband.co.uk
Once you get over the stunning design of the site, you want the song entitled "Christmas".
The song features yours truly (that's me), but can you work out which part is me? (It's not too hard - it's the good bit).
"You know that Christmas is shit".
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