It always amuses me when a simple "emergency" results in bored emergency service workers attending said "emergency" in disproportionate numbers.
I was getting ready to leave the house this morning and the BBC London news bulletin had mentioned something about Kentish Town Road being closed where it diverges into Highgate Road, just near the Forum and the Bull and Gate pub. For those not in the know. Kentish Town Road splits in two at this point, one branch going up Highgate Road towards Highgate, and the other branch going up Fortess Road towards Tufnell Park, which is the one I walk down in the morning on my way to the station.
The cause of the "emergency" was err, nothing. Just before the Bull and Gate pub, where the road diverges, there is a row of nasty cafe/kebab shop things, with three floors of flats sitting on top of them. One of these flats had all the windows open and a huge amount of water splashed about on the pavement outside.
There was no sign of fire or smoke anywhere, but all of the windows in the flats were open, and there were no scorch marks to indicate there had been a fire of any description. Nobody in attendance looked remotely concerned, and there was lots of standing about by men in various uniforms.
In attendance were the following:
Two fire engines
Three fire vans
Two police cars
A police van
A police motorbike
At least ten firemen
Another car with someone slumped inside wearing a hi-vi jacket
Two coppers pretending to be busy herding the northbound traffic into Leyton Road
The police had put tape across the road to stop cars going up Highgate Road and Fortess Road, but traffic was allowed down both these roads into Kentish Town, suggesting that the "emergency" wasn't all that important, as a fire in that row of flats would have caused the entire road junction to be closed off.
I'd like to think that our brave lads had saved the day again, but I can't help thinking that they were all sat round the TV in the mess room, bored shitless when the call came in, giving them an excuse to do something and giving the police (whose station is in the road next to the building in question) an excuse to put tape up and play at traffic control.
Bless.