Pseud's (short for pseudo-intellectual) Corner is a feature of many publications including Private Eye, and exists to point out to people that in the attempt to be clever, they are actually demonstrating what complete dickheads they really are.
I thought it would be fun to have our own Pseud's Corner, and to kick it off, here's one from master dickhead, Chris Martin:
"And I say that as somebody who believes perfection is the enemy of imperfection."
WTF is he talking about? Tosser.
