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Help, I'm running out of treats & they are still coming. We bought extra this year but I'm down to the last dozen or so. Mind you the last one called about 20 mins ago so hopefully I should be ok

I hate this time of year.
I've refused to open the door to the little buggers.
It's not harmless fun, it's blackmail, you give me a treat or I'll damage your property - gits.

We've only had a couple so far and that's been a mates kids, no hooded youths yet

Treat the little buggers to some chocolate covered garlic cloves :G, I'm sure they wouldn't come back for more.

An American import that we can do without. Just another marketing opportunity for the large stores.
            In this village we don't suffer. All that happens is that the younger children run around to each others homes exchanging bars of chocolate. Luckily that tends to happen before 6-30 in the evening.

Just stop eating the treats Phil  >

Panic over, that last lot I mentioned were the last lot so I will eat the last dozen treats myself. It was quite fun actually. Most kids had made the effort & dressed up and they were all well mannered with their thank you's. I only got one group of teenagers who were just chancers but I took great delight in insisting they picked their own sweeties from the magic bag I had put the treats in. They were a bit awkward but to give them their due, even they said thanks mister.