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This morning's pile of trash in my junk mail folder included:

Cheap Viagra
Knocked off software
News about a girl doing something I can't repeat
News about a hairy blonde amateur girl doing something I can't repeat
More Viagra
A NatWest phishing scam
A very helpful person who wants to help me increase my man power
More Viagra

I don't know which one to reply to first. 

Apart from the Natwest phishing scam all the others look quite interesting - could you forward them on please ?

Neil keeps getting an invite to see our neighbour naked.

That's not spam. 

Iv had 46 emails claiming they are from my bank in the past 6 mounths  Had the viagra one about 15 times, microsoft lottery winner twise and a few others witch i can't remember.

I get those bleddy emails from banks that I don't even belong too! I have actually only had two claiming to be from my bank which I forwarded on to the relevant department. It pisses me off, (yes i know I can hit delete) but I don't want to buy viagra or any other drug that makes me horny, thin,brainy or anything else. And if I want software I will go and get it by my own means thankyou very much  ;D
The other ones I get in my junk mail don't even make any sense, they are all fkjle nshcgbs fpisk kfu sort of things, I mean what's all that about?