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Well as we are sharing some of our spam, thought I would let you read this one - probably the most polite so far from the beautiful continent of Africa. God bless Michael & Elizabeth Kone for wanting to spread some kindness, from such a poverty stricken country. I'm particularly impressed with the spelling and grammer!

GG

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From Michael & Elizbeth Kone

Dearest One,

Greetings. With warm heart I offer my friendship and greetings, and I hope
that this mail will meets you in good time.

However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have
not meet personally or had any dealings in the past.

I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense
benefit.
My name is Michael from Republic of Sierra-Leone. I have something very
important that i would like to confide in you Please,I have a reasonable
amount of money which i inherited from my late father (Nine Million Five
Hundred thousand United States Dollar}. US$9.500.000.00. which I want to
invest in your country with you and again in a very profitable venture.

Currently I am residing in Ivory coast now with my Sister Elizbeth where
my late father deposited the money, so i will like you to reply me
immediatly so that i will give you more details about everything.

I'm expecting your reply for more explanation. Please i'm urgently waiting
for your response and I am conceding 15% of this money to you for your
efforts assistance.

I will wait hear untill i hear from.
Thanks and God bless you.
Our sincer regards to you,
Michael & Elizbeth Kone

He sounds like a very nice chap indeed, and so generous. What could possibly go wrong?

;D You gotta love a tryer.......

Note:

I am OK for money right now, but if anyone would like Michaels email address, I am more than happy to pass it on 

Just shoot the b@st@rd and be done with it.

Tim, this couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke and it really is your lucky day. You remember last time we got drunk together and you said that if we ever come into any money that we must split it, half each. I said we should put it in writing but you insisted that it wasn't necessary. Well the good news is I won a tenner on a scratch card and I have sent you a fiver like we agreed. You really are on a roll.
PS good luck with your business venture in Sierra-leone.
Phil