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Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #1

  • larry
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Why do people stare at emergency services vehicles driving quickly with their sirens on?

Idiots.
Be very very careful what you put into that head, because you will never ever get it out. Thomas Cardinal Wolsey (1471-1530)

Re: Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #2

They are checking the Doppler effect.

Fearlessly the idiots faced the siren.... checking.
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Re: Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #3

Riddled with ambiguity. Are the emergency services vehicles driving quickly, or the people staring at them? Stay behind after class.

Re: Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #4

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Why do people stare at emergency services vehicles when the emergency service vehicles are driving quickly with their sirens on, and the person observing them may or may not also be driving quickly with their siren on?
Be very very careful what you put into that head, because you will never ever get it out. Thomas Cardinal Wolsey (1471-1530)

Re: Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #5

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Because they are trying to remember and quote the classic Eric Morcambe line, but it usually escapes them and they just end up staring in deep thought.

The line they are looking for being....
"He won't sell many ice creams driving at that speed"

Re: Weirdos 3 years, 7 months ago #6

Good one ;D

Didn't he do well.
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