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Deep Thoughts...
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Deep Thoughts... 3 years, 1 month ago #1

Perhaps this will cause some smiles...please add some as well... WW


I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.



My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.



I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.



Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.



In Memorium 
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.  Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.  The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started.



Corduroy pillows are making headlines!


I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana


;D ;D ;D
I got a strong urge to fly......but I got nowhere to fly to.

Re: Deep Thoughts... 3 years, 1 month ago #2

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On second thoughts, maybe I will stick around . . . . Wonder Woman is here 

GG

Re: Deep Thoughts... 3 years, 1 month ago #3

Awww.. :-* :-* :-*

Now all y'all behave, or I'll have to tie you up with my golden lasso!!!
I got a strong urge to fly......but I got nowhere to fly to.

Re: Deep Thoughts... 3 years, 1 month ago #4

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
I got a strong urge to fly......but I got nowhere to fly to.

Re: Deep Thoughts... 3 years, 1 month ago #5

  • mrmoon
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i was feeling down untill i read this. this has cheared em up thanks wonder woman
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Re: Deep Thoughts... 3 years ago #6

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.



Promises, promises! 
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