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How is an orgasm like a drum solo? You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

How do you get a bass player off your porch? Take the pizza and tip him.

How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..

Did you hear about the bass player who was in tune ? Me neither.

How many bass players does it take to pave a driveway?
Seven - if sliced thinly and you lay them out correctly.

Q: How do you know when a drummer is at your door ?
A: The knock speeds up